

If you ask Bilzerian, the short answer is poker. Which is to say that Dan Bilzerian is the kind of guy who owns a company that owns another company that trademarks its owner's owner's face.īut how did that perpetual status machine get jump-started? According to public records, Blitz NV, LLC, is owned by Goat Works, LLC, which is located in Montana and is owned by Dan Bilzerian (view a screen grab of the company's listing in Montana here). The trademark was actually applied for by Blitz NV, a limited liability corporation (LLC) registered in Las Vegas. He's the kind of guy who tries to trademark his own face-literally, he filled out an application to trademark "a portrait of Dan Bilzerian in a rectangular frame, with the stylized wording 'GOAT' located in the bottom portion of the rectangular frame below," on June 19.Įxcept that's not precisely accurate. He's the kind of guy who claims to have partied so hard that he's had two heart attacks before the age of 35. He's the kind of guy who books himself a nightclub appearance and says it's part of his (fake) campaign for president. His feed is basically lifestyle porn for dudes who measure success in terms of women, weapons, and wealth-men who fantasize about racing fast cars, playing poker professionally, and working as a stuntman, all of which Bilzerian has done.
